Reads Ogden Nash

Kind Of An Ode To Duty

Portrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old Man

Good-bye, Old Year, You Oaf, Or Why Don't They Pay The Bonus?

Geddondillo

Watchman, What Of The First Lady?

Song For A Temperature Of A Hundred And One

Medusa And The Mot Juste

A Beginner's Guide To The Ocean

The Terrible People

I Don't Mean Us, Except Occaisionally

That Reminds Me

The Evening Out

Don't Grin, Or You'll Have To Bear It

I Remember Yule

Spring SOng

Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer

I Do, I Will, I Have

How Do You Say "Ha-Ha" In French?

What To Do Until The Doctor Goesm Or Tomorrow Than You Think

The Polterguest, My Polterguest

Piano Tuner, Untune Me That Tune

Thoughts Thought After A Bridge Party

Mr. Bett's Mind A Kingdom Is

Allow Me, Madam, But It Won't Help

You And Me And P.B. Shelley

The Strange Case Of Mr. Ormantude's Bride

How To Be Married Without A Spouse, Or Mr. Kipling, What Have You Done With Mrs. Hauksbee?

Spring Comes To Murray Hill